A World More Quiet and Less Funny
Mar. 13th, 2007 12:00 amI found out this morning that one of my favorite comics, Richard Jeni, is dead. Possible / likely suicide.
If you have never heard of this dude or his act, do yourself a favor and look up some video on comedycentral.com or youtube. (some bits R-rated / Not Work Safe.)
On Red Lobster: "Why is it only a lobster that has to put up with this (being selected from a tank just before dinner)? You go to a steakhouse, there's no COW tank!" (followed up by a tearful cow sobbing: "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE LOBSTER???" Lobster: "SHUT UP!!!")
On pr0n: "Every dirty movie should be called what it is: Stuff That Never Happens To You--EVAR!!"
(singing) "Somewhere, over the rainbow
People get sex in the middle of the day for no apparent reason;
If a fat ugly guy can get three women in a hot tub
Why, oh why can't I?"
On bilingual airplane announcements:
"OMIGOD, WE'RE CRASHING!!!!"
"Por favor, kiss your ass buenos noches! Please kiss your ass buenos noches at this time! We're about to hit a giant Montano!"
Written down, the words don't fully convey the funny. He deprived us all of the delivery system that was his act. I hope he is in a less painful, funnier place.
Go check out some video.
If you have never heard of this dude or his act, do yourself a favor and look up some video on comedycentral.com or youtube. (some bits R-rated / Not Work Safe.)
On Red Lobster: "Why is it only a lobster that has to put up with this (being selected from a tank just before dinner)? You go to a steakhouse, there's no COW tank!" (followed up by a tearful cow sobbing: "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE LOBSTER???" Lobster: "SHUT UP!!!")
On pr0n: "Every dirty movie should be called what it is: Stuff That Never Happens To You--EVAR!!"
(singing) "Somewhere, over the rainbow
People get sex in the middle of the day for no apparent reason;
If a fat ugly guy can get three women in a hot tub
Why, oh why can't I?"
On bilingual airplane announcements:
"OMIGOD, WE'RE CRASHING!!!!"
"Por favor, kiss your ass buenos noches! Please kiss your ass buenos noches at this time! We're about to hit a giant Montano!"
Written down, the words don't fully convey the funny. He deprived us all of the delivery system that was his act. I hope he is in a less painful, funnier place.
Go check out some video.