Requiem For A Profane Tee Shirt

I saw this list ("Comparative Religions of the World") on a tee shirt in a shop somewhere in midtown before I moved to NYC.     It made me fall down laughing.       Some time after I moved here, I bought a tee which had an inferior version of the list, and I was never brave enough to wear it.      Now I realize I will never wear it, and I'm giving the shirt away, but I want to keep the list, because it still makes me fall down laughing.

Thank G-d for teh Intarwebs:

(also, Wakka-Wakka!)
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