The Exotic Foreign Blonde In My Bed...

...is only in my bed because I have no couch   8)

( Instrumental Rhapsodizing behind cut... )

Last night I was fitted in cloth pattern pieces for a Tudor-style gored kirtle by shalmestere[Bad username or unknown identity:  ]with Dr. Science crunching numbers and straight pins.     I'll spare my gentle readers the anatomical details   8)

Lurching towards a more 16th-Century looking persona, I remain

Yr. Ob't. Servant